"Your paper must be more than one page long!"
When the bae texts you to come over
Time Trabble - Illusion [x]
Time Trabble by Mikey Heller
[webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via arieces)
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
This Is How Koalas Run
video game characters arent fuckin attractive
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
if drake touches my chest, i wouldn’t say anything because i know he’s not touching my boob, he’s reaching out for my heart
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry