“For this assessment, you will create ten tweets from the trenches in World War I.”
you’ve got to be fucking shitting me
dying from mustard gas attack lol txt it ;* #swag#lol#yolo
WTF Franz Ferdinand. Way to get assassinated #politicians #amirite
Just got #trenchfoot again, that’s like the third time since the war started. #ugh #firstworldwarproblems
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography
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the person that goes running after them omfg
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
Marriage is an insane proposal.
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
me in chemistry class
unstable and not fully understood yet.
i’M IN MY
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS